Valentine's Day jokes for kids
Silly, clean jokes kids can read out loud or write on a card.
Knock knock jokes. 8 to copy.
Knock knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Heart. Heart who? Heart to believe it's Valentine's Day already!
Knock knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Card. Card who? Card you open the door? It's cold out here!
Knock knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Rose. Rose who? Rose your hand if you love Valentine's Day!
Knock knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Val. Val who? Val, are you going to open the door or not?
Knock knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy is Valentine's Day, so open up!
Knock knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo first. You always pick the best card.
Knock knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Pink. Pink who? Pink you'll like the card I made?
Knock knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Arrow. Arrow who? Arrow-nd the corner is a big surprise for you!
Puns. 8 to copy.
Puns
What do you call a heart with a cape? A super sweetheart.
Puns
What did the lunchbox say to the sandwich? I'd be empty without you.
Puns
Why did the snowman blush on Valentine's Day? He got a card from a snow angel.
Puns
Why did the crayon make a Valentine? It wanted to show its true colors.
Puns
Why did the clock hand out Valentines? It wanted everyone to have a good time.
Puns
What did the hot cocoa say to the marshmallow? You make me feel warm inside.
Puns
What did the cupcake say to the sprinkles? You make me feel extra.
Puns
Why did the notebook turn red? Someone wrote something sweet on its page.
Riddles. 8 to copy.
Riddles
I have a point but I'm not a pencil. I fly but I'm not a bird. Cupid keeps me close. What am I? An arrow.
Riddles
You can seal me, but I'm not a jar. I carry cards, but I'm not a backpack. What am I? An envelope.
Riddles
I have petals and thorns, and on Valentine's Day I come by the dozen. What am I? A rose.
Riddles
What gets passed around the whole class but is never homework? Valentine cards.
Riddles
I'm white and fluffy and I float in hot cocoa. What am I? A marshmallow.
Riddles
I'm small and pink, and I have words like BE MINE written on me. What am I? A candy heart.
Riddles
Which month is the shortest and has Valentine's Day in it? February.
Riddles
What can you give to everyone in class and still have plenty left? Kindness.
Animal jokes. 8 to copy.
Animal jokes
Why did the cat send only one Valentine? It couldn't be bothered to send the rest.
Animal jokes
Why did the bee get so many Valentines? It was the sweetest one in the hive.
Animal jokes
What did the cow write on its Valentine? I love you a whole hay bale!
Animal jokes
Why didn't the turtle's Valentine arrive until March? He mailed it himself.
Animal jokes
Why are penguins great at Valentine's parties? They're always dressed up.
Animal jokes
What does a puppy put on its Valentine? Lots of licks and one muddy paw print.
Animal jokes
Why did the owl get a card from every kid? Everyone thinks it's a hoot.
Animal jokes
What did the frog write on its card? You make my heart leap.
Jokes for class cards. 8 to copy.
Jokes for class cards
I'd share my last cookie with you. Probably.
Jokes for class cards
You're so cool, my ice cream is jealous.
Jokes for class cards
You're my favorite part of school. Sorry, lunch.
Jokes for class cards
You're funnier than a whoopee cushion.
Jokes for class cards
I like you more than a snow day!
Jokes for class cards
You rock harder than my backpack full of books.
Jokes for class cards
You're even better than extra recess. Almost.
Jokes for class cards
You're as cool as the other side of the pillow.
More to read. Messages and cards for everyone.
12 gift ideas
Valentine week
Like rose bouquet, promise ring, chocolate box.
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Date ideas
Like cook dinner together, movie night, indoor picnic.
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Nails
Like heart press on nails, red french tips, simple pink nails.
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Women's outfits
Like red dress, pink sweater, red cardigan.
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Men's outfits
Like crisp dress shirt, navy blazer, dark wash jeans.
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Kids outfits
Like valentine shirt for boys, valentine dress for girls, toddler boy valentine tee.
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Adult jokes
Valentine's Day is just Halloween for people who prefer heart shaped candy.
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Questions. Quick answers.
What are some good Valentine jokes for kids?
Knock knock jokes and silly puns are the biggest hits with young kids. Older kids like riddles they can quiz friends with. All the jokes here are clean and school safe.
What are easy Valentine riddles for kids?
Riddles about things kids know, like roses, candy hearts and envelopes, work best. Read the question, let them guess, then share the answer.
Can I put Valentine jokes on cards for class?
Yes. Write the question on the front and the answer inside, or use a short one liner from the class cards list. Pair it with a sticker or pencil for an allergy friendly, non candy Valentine.